Einstein got PWNED!

So life...hmmm....well...it's pretty uneventful really...nothing interesting happens anymore....until today that is... [well that depends on your defintion of interesting] ...

I spent some time in the recording studio at school, recording a piece a group I'm in is performing soon, ... it's really weird to here yourself back....I mean, I know you sound different to what you think, but in a studio, you can really here HOW different....not that I sucked [well hopefully not] ...but all in all it was useful and we had a good time doing it.
We were greatly amused when we were asked to introduce our piece before we sang and all began to laugh at the memory of a friend saying 'pie jesu' exactly as it is spelt [pie je-su] as of course we all know that's not how you say it [right?]...Anyway....


...And in relevance to the title of this post,.... one of the highlights of my day was this joke.... [yes this is what my life standards have succumb to] ....rather than revising for my physics exam in my physics lesson....we were all distracted by a select few who shared their 'science jokes'... [yes... it's as sad as it sound] .
This particular 'joke' will probably only be understood by the physicists among you, though anyone's free to read this... [continue at your own risk] :


All the scientists throughout the ages gathered in one place. They decided to play hide and seek. Einstein was counting....he shut his eyes and started counting to 100.
All the scientists hid except for Newton who drew a large square on the ground infront of Einstein and stood inside this square.
When Einstein reached 100, he opened his eyes and saw Newton infront of him.
'Newton I see you, therefore you are out' Einstein said
'But I am not Newton' Newton said. Einstein was confused.
'Then who are you?' Einstein proceeded to ask
'Well, I am Newton' Newton began 'but see, I am standing in a metre squared' he said smugly, pointing to the square around him 'I am a Newton per metre squared, therefore I am Pascal...so Pascal is out'.


get it? yeah....we laughed for a bit on that one....kinda pathetic I realise...but hey...it cheered the class up...we almost forgot about those exams.

[ps. if not, Pascal is a unit of pressure named after a scientist called...(can you guess?)....Pascal [the shock] which is measured in force (also known as a Newton) per metre squared]

[ps.2. ....
....and poor Einstein....he was totally outsmarted by Newton...(well the guy did discover gravity)..but what about Pascal? he was probably hiding in a really clever place thinking to himself he'll never be caught and be the last one in the game...sad times]